Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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