Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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