Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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