I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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