is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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