I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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