Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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