she was so not down for the gang bang
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
ok first of all what the fuck
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