so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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