One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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