They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't want my vagina anymore.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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