Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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