i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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