It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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