This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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