gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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