so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
