you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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