Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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