He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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