dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He did a backflip because drugs
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
tell me about the eggs
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