He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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