walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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