Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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