we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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