Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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