Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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