I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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