This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
i out mim tonsoeep
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