I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Operation Purity has been aborted
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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