Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Farmville is her only friend.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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