Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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