Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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