Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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