at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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