did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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