Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
