just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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