There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
