wat bout pragnant strippers??
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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