Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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