I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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