Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You should frame my arrest warrant.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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