Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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