So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She bit a glass in half.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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