It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Terrible idea I love it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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