Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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