dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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