You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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