are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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