babies were throwing up all over the place
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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