Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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