belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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