I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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