lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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