To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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