Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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