We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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